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Wednesday, January 26, 2011

State of the Corporation

Did the president say anything you liked in his State of the Corporation address last night?

What I most wanted him to say, he didn’t.

What’d I want him to say?

“Ladies and gentlemen of the United States, I have fired 60 percent of the federal government workforce. I quit. Joe Biden quits. Congress quits. A new election will be held Friday week. Hope you do a better job this time of selecting people capable of running the country. Good night.”

There is, of course, more I wish he’d have said, but that would have totally made my day.

As for what else I wish he’d have said:

• Withdrawal of troops from Afghanistan and Iraq.

• Tell N. Korea and Iran behave or we will nuke you because we are not sending troops.

• Repeal of the Firearms Owners' Protection Act of May 19, 1986.

• Dismantling the BATF.

• Immediate executions for terrorists no matter the stripe.

1 comment:

  1. Can we add lifting the ban on buying prescription drugs over the internet. Keeping the government from trying to regulate, restrict or censor the internet...ever. Oh and actually doing that whole separation of church and state...for real this time.

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