The real problem.

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Being a genius I have found the real problem with having multiple wives.

It is not, as some have suggested, having two mothers-in-law.

It is a lot worse.

Meet Phread. Phread comes from a culture where multiple wives are common. Phread and Co. also are a bit pompous where names are concerned.

So, Phread marries Psoiux (the X is silent). Psoiux, is the progeny herself of a multiple partner marriage. Psoiux has 3 mommas.

Paint your wagon?

Phread now has three mommas-in-law.

Phread now marries Bhetti (silent second T) who is likewise the progeny of a multiple partner marriage. She has 5 mommas.

Phread now has two wives and eight Mommas-In-Law.

It gets worse every time Phread marries another woman. He adds one wife, but tacks on a whole bunch of additional mothers-in-law.

In short order Phread can have a mother-in-law not just for every day of the week, not even for every day of the month. Phread as a momma-in-law for every period of the DAY. One for morning. One for noon. One for afternoon. One for evening. Several for every night.

That's just the mommas-in-law. It doesn't factor in Grandmothers and great-grandmothers.

Phread is NOT going to die happy.

The happiness Phread will never experience.

I tell you, I now fully understand why those people who believe in multiple partner marriages seem crazy.

They ARE crazy. Any man who'd willingly subject himself to that kind of pain and suffering is seriously mentally unbalanced.