Of skewers and hot pokers

 In a continuing effort to poke holes in stuffed shirts and run hot pokers through some eyes, a great friend has lent a hand.

He bought the domain name for the place I live. Being deliberately obfuscatory here because some of this needs to remain confidential until the Great Debut.

This is after an elected board attempted to buy that domain and failed.

Skewer 1.

My friend further bought other domains with different endings for this community. He is fully on board with my plans and is laughing out loud right now.

Skewer 2.

AZGal who is conspirator 3 in this massive eye-poking adventure, is coding the pages. She too is laughing, hard.

Skewer 3.

The pages will support my local business endeavors. Some elected officials have attempted to deliberately sabotage my business endeavors and stop others.

Skewer 4.

The pages will also reflect the above elected board has refused to consider me for post of CEO despite being eminently qualified and having only 1 other applicant *AND* more qualified than some who previously held the post. Would I take the job if offered? Irrelevant.

Skewer 5.

One of the elected board members self-styles as a digital creator. This person now does not have the chance to create the person's grand online vision.

Skewer 6.

Another elected official was alerted to the purchase, but is not privy to the specific details. This person was only told an overseas corporation bought the domains.

Skewer 7.

When this purchase is mentioned, we shall have splodey heads among the elected officials.

Skewer 8.

When the project has its Grand Debut, the splodey heads will be on the level of Fat Boy (some of you will get that) with fallout being far, wide, toxic and noxious.

Skewer 8.