Writer rap & a sodee

Is this the write life?

Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a plot twist

No escape from this hole I dug

Open my brain

Look up to the screen and see

I’m just a writer I need more coffee

Because I’m stuck in writer’s block hell

Laptop power lights go off

Any way the dialogue flows drives me to my knees, my knees

MOMMA, just wrote a line

Tapped the letters on the board

Hit return now it’s done

MOMMA! Writing had just begun

But now I’ve gone and realized it was crap.

Momma OooOOoOoOoo,

Didn’t mean to whine so much

I’ll make this damned character behave.

Writing on writing on, as if this is all that matters.

Too late! I missed the deadline

My editor is pissed off

Got brain cramps all the time

Good bye social life. I’ve got to write.

Gotta leave you all alone and tell the naked truth.

Momma OOooOoOoOoo (any way the ink flows)

I doan wanna edit

Sometimes wish I’d never written at allllll!

I see a little style of Associated Press

Copy boy, copy boy will you do the line kerning

Red ink and errors very very frightening me

Gutenberg, Gutenberg

Gutenberg, Gutenberg I hate you!

But I’m just a po writer nobody reads me.

He’s just a po writer with an English lit degree

Spare him a buck and buy his next novel

Never easy come or go will you let me write

Writing muse! No, we will not let you write - let him write

Writing muse! No, we will not let you write - let him write

Will not let you write

Not never let you write let me write

Never let me write poooo

Sh-t, Sh-t, Sh-t, Sh-t, Sh-t, Sh-t, Sh-t

Oh mama Mia, mama Mia, my editor let me write

Strunk & White have a manual set aside for me

For ME

FOR MEEEEEE!

So you think you can edit me and make me rewrite

So you think you can censor me and leave me to cry

Oh editor, can’t do this to me editor

Just gotta write out, Just gotta write out, write out this line

Oooo there Oooo there

I finally got the line

Lemme write it down

This one really matters, really matters you see

Any way you wanna read it